January 2012
7 posts
that sad moment when you realize...
I never did any of the stuff I said i was going to do.
I never did the Raleigh pageant.
I never did that “i kissed a girl” parody.
I never threw a Halloween party with Amber.
I never do anything I say I will do.
I was going to say i would do the relay for life
in Fayetteville in April, but I don’t really think I will.
Just...
LOOK OUT WORLD HERE WE COME
to annoy the FUCK out of you.
April 2011
9 posts
new creative website made by myself and ennylrebma
go to http://www.aandbcreativityunleashed.webs.com and make an account. its free and we will take absolutely any form of creativity. consider it your personal portfolio, or maybe just an escape. please join! we need members. reblog.
getting married.
i’m fuckin’ nuts.
December 2010
6 posts
i love being bored.
which is why i am posting enough random stuff to make up for the month i havent been on.
its the holidays...
and instead of having fun and enjoying my family and friends, i have my nose in text books.
gotta love final exams.
going to texas
from NC tomorrow morning. that is an 18 hour drive.
shoot me.
my dash is not safe.
i was scrolling along clicking heart buttons and minding my own business when i suddenly stumbled on lesbian porn on my dash. the same picture twice. please, please stop posting lesbian, gay, straight, whatever porn on my dash. ewwwww. i followed you because i liked your personality within your posts, or so i thought. that is just disgusting and shameful. keep it in a secret file just for you. not...
October 2010
6 posts
im crazy for wanting to get married.
but i dont care.
im baking my boyfriend a cake for his birthday.
& no.
I will not be jumping out of it.
He wishes.
Ha.
om nom nom
time to munch like pac man.
:)
September 2010
23 posts
hey guys!
me and my best friend made a website and we need members! so please reblog! this website is for creativity and talent! so please, come and share what you’ve got! we take photographers, writers, poets, singers, lyricysts, dancers, artists, graphic design, etc. if its creative, we want it!
just go to your address bar and type in http://aandbcreativityunleashed.webs.com
dont click the link,...
history project.
me: landless white men could not vote... who gives a shit? whities had it good.
amber: hahahahaha. are you seriously going to put that on there?
me: hell yes.
amber: tell me what you get on it.
me: i will. haha.
amber: free african americans...... fresh off the boat.
me: hahahahahahahahahahahaha. are you going to put that on there?
amber: hell no.
me: hahaha.
moral of the story... she got a 100. i got a 95. but not because i said whities had it good, but because i said americans are lazy. and they are. mr. ross can kiss my ass.
throwing a holloween party with miss amber lynne.
its gonna be beast….
hopefully.
holy shit.
i will never say my mom doesnt do anything but sit on her ass ever again.
i have been trying to keep the house looking the way she has it for a week and its hard work.
im doing a terrible job.
oh dear.
its a wonderful day in the neighborhood.
but, a lonely day down the street.
Im going to steal my boyfriend's kitty.
this is some special ops shit.
my boyfriend told me what a snowball was.
i died a little.
i think my dad is reading my chicken soup for the...
LMFAO.
wanna get high?
the correct answer is “no thanks.”
since when am i ever correct?
sleeping in the nude.
my boyfriend recently took up this activity.
if i get poked in the middle of the night, my ass is on the couch.
fml?
no.
FUCK YOUR LIFE.
tomorrow...
i find out if i am going to be the vice president of the health science club.
if i lose, i will die.
just kidding.
but i wont be happy.
2010 raleigh pageant.
yeah im in it.
im all like….
woah.
being an only child...
i realized there are a ton of pictures of me everywhere in this house.
i shall burn them all.
my boyfriend's birthday is coming up.
this is what he is getting (nearly all are gag gifts with pertinent meaning);
1.) stud muffin tee (i call him stud muffin behind his back, but he knows that)
2.)case of water (his mom always complains that he drinks all of her water before she can get any)
3.) lemonade packets (his mom doesnt like him using her limonade packets)
4.) hello my name is lanyard (he never wears his school i.d on a...
im a nerd.
im running for vice president of the health science club.
ha.
he's a creeper.
bitches trying to pick me up at that football game.
im not going to your car with you so you can get the phone that is in your pocket.
dumbass.
yesterday...
my mom had to book a random flight to texas because my grandma is having triple bipass surgery and may die. joy.
im stuck here with my father who has no clue how to raise me.
i have no rules to live by.
im shocked to say this, but i kinda miss having an authoritarian around.
dad just lets me do whatever as long as its not dangerous and doesnt cost a load of money.
i want my mommy.
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